I wanted to go on the stage
But stardom it soon was forgotten
In pantomime I'm all the rage
I'm the hole in the elephants bottom

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Ay, Ay, AyAy, Ay, Ay, AyAyAyAYAy
Over valley or hill, there is no greater thrill
Than the hole in the elephants bottom
Tra La La La Poop Poop, Tra La La La Poop Poop

A lady she came up to me
She said, "Son, you're a star I can spot 'em"
I said lady no thanks, I'm no Douglas Fairbanks
I'm the whole in the elephants bottom

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Two nancy boys up in the Gods
before anybody could stop 'em
They shouted Hurray and Hurrah!
For the hole in the elephants bottom

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Two little boys down in the stalls
Had pea's and with shooters they shot 'em
they scored a bulls-eye on the end of my nose
Through the hole in the elephants bottom

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Theres plenty of room down inside
For bottles of beer if you've got 'em
The audience laugh as I blow off the froth
through the hole in the elephants bottom

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